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Not the good kind of crazy either. The super religious, I bleed jesus blood, type of crazy.

This is a rant. Don’t worry, if you don’t want to read it…it’s cool.

I am so sick of all my religious relatives trying to shove it down my throat. I get that you come from the hills of PA and have nothing better to do with your time than go to church but…come on! I don’t need to have the same beliefs as you and if you don’t like it, fuck off! 

What’s getting me started is my cousin saying this:

Dude…Come on. It’s fucking SANTA! Do you really believe that Santa, the man who brings children gifts, is fucking SATAN?! Get the fuck over your bible thumping self. You were the person who had to be a ‘born again christian’ since you got ‘possessed’ by the devil into liking Harry Potter and Dungeons & Dragons. Yes, My family is that kind of religious family.

I’ve tolerated them for as long as I could, but this just pushed me over the edge. Don’t fucking ruin Christmas with your stupid comments. Even though Santa isn’t real, you are the fucking YOUTH pastor. There are kids that read this and will think that Santa is evil. Don’t fucking do that.

Sorry I had to rant to him even though he will never in a billion years ever see this. I just had to get it out. This fucking makes me sick.